There's a lonely cactus farmer in Mexico

People were lined up for blocks

The only sound was the silence after each punchline.

He wet his plants.

One is Peter Parker, and the other is a pita parka

If you smell weed across a room, it’s good weed.

Getting home and realizing they have forgotten one of your containers…Riceless

Once done, he takes her husband aside and tells him: "Listen, Mr. Smith, next time you're really in the mood, consider for a moment: do you feel like you can support another child?" The husband answers: "Listen, Doctor, when I am really in the mood, I feel like I can support the whole state of Georgia."

But when he saw his ex there he decided to quickly split.

Mr. T: It's April, fools!

Who has the fastest dad Three young boys are playing in a playground when one of them says: my dad is the fastest in the world! He can shoot an arrow at a target, run to the target and catch the arrow before it hits the target. The second boy yells out: oh yeh? My dad is faster! He can fire a gun at a target… run to the target and catch the bullet before it hits the target! The first two boys turn to the 3rd boy and exclaim: hey! What about your dad? The 3rd boy smiles and says: my dad is by far the fastest: he works for the government. He works until 5:00 PM but is home by 4:30 PM!